The Creeping Crud

There seems to be an influx of the Creeping Crud all over the U.S. It seems like everyone I've talked to either has it, just got over it, or is getting it. I'm currently in the getting over it stages (please dear God), and I hope it never comes back! This sucker's like riding a roller coaster - one day you feel like you've been mashed under a truck, the next day you think you're actually feeling a little perky and not as bad, there's-hope-for-the-future; then it's back to being mashed under that truck again the next day.

So, since practically everyone I know is suffering from this irritating and exasperating malady, I'm sending Get Well Soon / Stay Well / Boy, I Hope You Don't Get This One wishes!

XX00 and many boxes of Kleenex,

Carey